emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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snorlaxatives:

me in the club

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admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

(Source: neutroisenjolras)

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popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy)

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vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

(Source: starspngledman)

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